Aruuuuga!

24 reasons to be proud you are Canadian

1. Smarties

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down

4. Baseball is Canadian

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass

10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass

11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany

13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere

14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught

16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes

19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo

20. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year

21. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it

22. A Canadian invented Superman

BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
23. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!

Oh yeah... and our elections only take one day.

I AM CANADIAN!!!